Open: All that you are is a face in the mirror

[vineleaves]

That was certainly a weird dream. If he hadn't experienced everyone else being ...weird alternate versions, he wouldn't think anything of it, but considering the fact that he had, he is now wondering if it happened to him, as well.

First order of business though is of course checking on Mercutio, to make sure he is back. Once that particular fear is gone, he decides breakfast is in order, then he should check up on the garden. Hopefully today will be normal and uneventful.



If anyone would like to speak with regular Dionysus now that he is no longer an AU, feel free! Or honestly if you just want to talk to him anyway, that's fine too.

Comments

[futaille]

"Oh, Christ, the ridiculousness we could get up to."

[vineleaves]

Yeah, ridiculousness, that's what Dionysus was thinking he could get up to with two Grantaires. Totally. "I, for one, would certainly love to see it."

[futaille]

It was absolutely the ridiculousness. What else could it possibly-- Oh right. "Oh, I bet you would."

[vineleaves]

"I'm just saying, I think there's a lot of different activities the three of us could get up to."

[futaille]

"I choose not to contradict you."

[vineleaves]

"If two of the people are the same person does it still count as a threesome?"

[futaille]

"If they're different versions, I would say almost certainly."

[vineleaves]

"But the jury's still out on if they're the same version but time traveling?"

[futaille]

"Oh, I hadn't considered that. If a time traveler ever arrives here, we should ask."

[vineleaves]

"'Hello, welcome to the mansion, can I get you a snack, oh by the way if you have a threesome with yourself in another era is it still a threesome?' I'm sure we'll be their favorite welcoming committee."

[futaille]

"How could we not be?"

[vineleaves]

"Maybe they'll be cute and willing to demonstrate all of the differences. It'll be educational."

[futaille]

"A lesson I would actually be interested in!"

[vineleaves]

"Other option is trying to convince the mansion to give us a working time machine and we do our own experiments, but I somehow doubt the spirits would be so kind."

[futaille]

"Even if you're their favorite?"

[vineleaves]

"No, no, you're their favorite. We've been over this."

[futaille]

"We've been over it but there was no consensus."

[vineleaves]

"Well, you've now gotten to meet two of me¹. Granted, not at the same time, but I do think that's still a point in your favor."


1. Which does, of course, mean they're by NOW even again. But they don't know that yet.

[futaille]

"I'm fairly sure that point goes to several other people, too, then."

[vineleaves]

"Still a point I don't have."

[futaille]

"A minor fraction of the overall score."

[vineleaves]

"Is the entire sum of my points so far the bathtub? Because that's also just one point, you know."

[futaille]

"Just because it's the only point I've explicitly mentioned doesn't mean it's the only one you have."

[vineleaves]

"You should mention what the other ones are."

[futaille]

"Second. You very quickly found the perfect place to put a garden."