"What? Oh, no, no I'm clearly a fictionalized version, otherwise I would've already known about the play. But either way, there are so many plays and books and movies and tv shows and such that are retellings of things from my life. People already are treating my life like it's just a story, I've been used to that for a few thousand years at this point, so why would it bug me that people also know about the time I met Shakespeare?"