"Did anyone tell you about automobiles yet? Like -- carriages that don't need horses. They go really fast. You can drive from the top to the bottom of France in less than a day. So you can imagine how dangerous it is when they accidentally crash into something. So the manufacturers run all sorts of scientific tests before they put out a new style, crashing them to make sure they crash in the safest way possible. They have these mannequins that are a vague approximation of a person, to do their testing. Strap 'em in to the seats and then ram the thing into a wall, y'know, scientifically."