Dionysus grins. "Well -- actually the usual myth is a little bit off, for one thing, so maybe it's best you're hearing it from me? This was a long time ago, but -- well, there used to be this giant lake. It doesn't exist anymore, it dried up, now, that'll make you feel old. Lakes drying up. Anyway, there was a party I was supposed to go to, but I was running late. Needed to get across the lake. There was this very nice -- very hot guy named Prosymnus who offered to take me across the lake in his cute little boat. Étienne, you should have seen his arms. Anyway. He said he would take me across if when I came back I let him top me. A win-win, y'know?"