"Alright -- ah, well, I'm assuming you've never cut open an avocado before, since you didn't know what they look like, so--" he fetches them a couple of knives and a bowl, then picks up one of the avocados. "So stick the knife in -- don't cut yourself, by the way, that's important -- there's a big pit in the middle, so just --" he demonstrates cutting the avocado in half, then twists it to pull the two halves apart, revealing aforementioned big pit.