"Don't tell Enjolras he wasn't my second favorite character from your story," Dionysus says with a laugh as he transfers the cut chicken into a pan to cook, then goes to the sink to wash his hands¹.


1. I just realized I never had him wash his hands before he started cooking, whoops, that's my bad, let's pretend he did that too. He's also washing them now, since he touched chicken. Why are half of my footnotes about health and safety??????