"And see, here I was thinking how lucky I am to know you!" He presses a kiss to the side of Claudius' head. "Anyway, the tub is massive. I really should have a small party in the tub some time. Or better yet, convince the mansion to create another room somewhere that's just a full on properly sized Roman bath, and then it could be a large party instead of a small party." Of course, as this conversation is taking place many months ago, Dionysus is unaware that the mansion has recently-for-typists given them a full ski lodge with attached hot springs, which could also serve a very similar purpose.