"Well you can't very well have a wedding without any speeches," Dionysus says in agreement. "I mean, I guess you could, but then it would be over so quickly everyone would regret getting all dolled up for only five minutes of ceremony." He laughs.

"Alright, let's get you warmed up," he hops off his bed, leaving the wineglass on his bedside table, and moves to stand in the makeshift stage area. "Come over here."